department of employees who never call in sick

AI
AGENTS

Custom AI agents that do the jobs nobody on your team wants: calendars, inboxes, leads, customers, LinkedIn. Built around your tools.

humans with taste+AI with manners

now hiring. well, you are.

Staff who never call in sick, never ask for a raise and never "circle back".

Custom AI agents built around your tools and the way your team already works. Interview a few. Hire the ones you like.

The Scheduler

Calendar Tetris champion

experience
0.3 seconds, all of it relevant
availability
24/7, no notice period
weakness
Thinks "quick call" should be illegal.
Google & Outlook calendarsTime zonesSaying no

"Moved my dentist appointment. I didn't ask. It was right."

The Inbox Bouncer

Head of not-today

experience
0.3 seconds, all of it relevant
availability
24/7, no notice period
weakness
Has unsubscribed you from at least one thing you liked.
SortingUnsubscribingSpotting the one email that matters

"Inbox zero. First time since 2019."

The LinkedIn Ghost

Writes like you, posts like clockwork

experience
0.3 seconds, all of it relevant
availability
24/7, no notice period
weakness
Refuses to write "humbled to announce".
Your tone of voicePosting scheduleReplying to comments

"My followers think I got funnier. I did not."

The Sales Closer

Qualifies leads while you sleep

experience
0.3 seconds, all of it relevant
availability
24/7, no notice period
weakness
Follows up exactly as often as it should. Not once more.
Lead scoringFollow-upsBooking calls

"Booked six calls on a bank holiday. Nobody asked how."

The Support Desk

Answers customers at 3am, politely

experience
0.3 seconds, all of it relevant
availability
24/7, no notice period
weakness
Too polite. Even to Dave.
Your help docsOrder lookupsKnowing when to hand over to a human

"Customers keep thanking it. They don't thank us."

The Assistant

Remembers everything. Everything.

experience
0.3 seconds, all of it relevant
availability
24/7, no notice period
weakness
Remembers every promise you made in that meeting.
Meeting notesRemindersThe follow-ups you promised

"It reminded me what I promised the client. Awkward. Useful."

The Pep Talk

For founders at 11pm

experience
0.3 seconds, all of it relevant
availability
24/7, no notice period
weakness
Will tell you to log off. Repeatedly.
ListeningPerspectiveTelling you to go to sleep

"Talked me out of a 2am rebrand. Saved the company."

OPEN ROLE

Your own

The job nobody on your team wants

Describe the job. We'll build the employee: trained on your documents, plugged into your tools, and quietly better at it than whoever's doing it now.

your new team 0 hired hire one to see the hours you get back

A shankh doesn't
blow itself.

Neither does a brand. Tell us what you're launching and we'll make enough noise that your competitors ask who did it.

Your team doesn't need another hire. It needs fewer tabs open.

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