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We make the ads your competitors bookmark.

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pull it. great ideas start dumber than this.
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meet the culprits

nice to meet you. finally.

Poster: a figure with a box of eyes for a head, titled Visionary, but vision is scary
all eyes on your brief
Illustration: blue moths circling an orange flame, asking a moth to a flame, or a scholar to a truth
us, near a good idea

We're SHANKH more ideas than sense and a studio fast enough to make the good ones before we change our minds.

no industry too boring

INDUSTRIES.BIN drag a sticker and throw it. if yours lands on top, that's a sign.

exhibits for the jury

GUILTY OF
GOOD ADS

Get in loser, we're going on an upward spiral: a conch-headed character in sunglasses, driving
our growth strategy
EXHIBIT A

Client: SUNDAY STORYStatus: pinned by competitors

Postcard-perfect.
No postage paid.

Campaign films, reels and lookbook stills for a fashion label. Sunny coastal lanes, one very symmetrical hotel, and the whole season ready before it started.

Delivered
Campaign filmsReelsLookbook stillsAtelier stories
Formats
9:164:516:9

tap a phone,
it plays

EXHIBIT A
SHANKH STUDIOReceipt · exhibit a

Crew flights to the coastnot needed

Hotel lobby, 2 days0 nights

Rain days budgetedsunny

Lookbook readyday 6

Total1 invoice

thank you. come again.
EXHIBIT B

Client: HOUSE OF BRASSStatus: outshining the showroom

Forty chandeliers. Zero ladders.

A product film and lifestyle scenes for a luxury lighting brand. Grand staircases, candlelit dinners, and every crystal catching the light on cue.

Delivered
Product commercialLifestyle scenesCatalogue stills
Formats
9:1616:9

every bulb,
on cue

EXHIBIT B
SHANKH STUDIOReceipt · exhibit b

Mansion for a daynot rented

Chandelier insuranceskipped

Dinner guests, catered12, unfed

Fuses blownnot one

Totala fraction

thank you. come again.
EXHIBIT C

Client: SPRIGGOStatus: approved by tiny critics

Sold to the pickiest eaters alive.

A brand film, comedy sketches and product spots for a kids' lunchbox. Happy chaos, zero real tantrums, and parents nodding at every frame.

Delivered
Brand filmComedy sketchesProduct spotsTestimonials
Formats
9:161:116:9

crumbs: real. tantrums: not.

EXHIBIT C
SHANKH STUDIOReceipt · exhibit c

Nap breaks schedulednone

Takes of "say yummy"just 1

Kids crying on setnobody

Parents' group verdictapproved

Total7 days

thank you. come again.
EXHIBIT D

Client: NOT TELLINGStatus: personal best, every take

The fastest people we've shot. Also the fastest shoot.

A launch film and athlete reels for an activewear brand. Runners, golfers and rooftop sprints, with the fabric doing most of the talking.

Delivered
Launch filmAthlete reelsFabric close-ups
Formats
9:164:5

breathable.
like us.

EXHIBIT D
SHANKH STUDIOReceipt · exhibit d

Rooftop safety riggingnot needed

Physio on standbyat home

Golf course bookingskipped

Launch date movednever

Total2 rounds

thank you. come again.
EXHIBIT E · SEALED

We'd show you, but then we'd have to invoice you.

Launches that haven't launched yet. One founder still picking between two identical beiges. It's in here. Patience.

Project: a launch so big the embargo has an embargo

Client: knows where we live. brought sweets, though.

Deliverables: 1 film, 40 stills, no leaks yet

Status: embargoed until an intern posts it by accident

CLASSIFIED

feeling lucky, detective?

Tap the digits to set a code. Hint: it's not 123. That's the intern's luggage code.

where your money actually goes

Brain first. Buttons later.

Making it is easy. Deciding what to make is the job. Here's one silly idea and the call that saved it.

01 · on paper

fromour idea machine

subjectidea no. 042

A drive-thru for horse carts. Hear me out.

02 · the problem

It's a one-joke idea. One joke lasts about three seconds.

03 · our call

Total deadpan. Everyone acts like this is normal. Especially the horse.

04 · on screen

nobody winks at the camera. not once.

We did this one for free. Imagine what we do for money.

the week, itemised

BRIEF TO
BOOM IN 7

From the first call to final files in about a week. Less time than most agencies take to reply to "any update?"

Concept Coma: a skeleton at an office desk, still on the phone
still waiting on
the other agency
  1. DAY 1

    A brief call

    Bring the real brief, not the deck version. We'll ask what you're actually trying to sell.

  2. DAY 2

    The look

    Casting day, minus the queue. You pick the faces and the places, we build the world.

  3. DAY 3

    First renders

    The first frames land. You say yes, no or "hmm". We can work with all three, even "hmm".

  4. DAY 4

    First cut

    Everything cut together with music. Watch it twice. The second time is for the notes.

  5. DAY 5

    The notes

    Your notes go in. Typed, voice notes, midnight texts. We accept all formats, including the sigh at the end.

  6. DAY 6

    Polish

    A hundred tiny fixes you'll never notice. That's how you know they worked.

  7. DAY 7

    Delivery day

    Final files in every size, from reels to marketplace listings. Named properly. No "final_FINAL_v7".

DELIVERED

questions?

THE AWKWARD
BITS

Aabhas: a silhouette holding a conch, with a third eye and a heart, over Devanagari type
taste can't be generated

Tap a card. The back says what we'd say off the record.

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